You are shrunk to the height of a nickel and thrown into a blender. Your mass is reduced so that your density is the same as usual. The blades start moving in 60 seconds. What do you do?
A nickel is pretty small. And have you ever noticed how the blade is not right on the bottom of the blender, there is like maybe half an inch between the blades and the bottom of the blender. So I would squeeze myself down there, under the blades and hope for the best.